Once in a while I just want to drive my gigantic, gas-guzzling SUV into a lake. Not to sink it, no sir. No, to drive right across the open water, tearin' up waves and ruining the day of as many fish as possible. It's how I roll.
That's why I hope to someday purchase a Humdinga by Gibbs Technology. A sweet piece of earth-destroying machinery, it turns from Hummer-esque SUV that goes from 0 to sixty in 9.2 seconds on land into a speedy water vehicle that can travel at up to 40 MPH. It's sure to make you the biggest badass at the lake this summer, intimidating both fellow humans and animal life equally. Badass.
